Over 700 pounds of illegal bologna stuffed in suitcases seized at Texas border, feds say

[LeftInTX]

A 43-year-old woman crossing the U.S.-Mexico border into Texas told officers that she had cooked meat in her vehicle.

As agriculture specialists at the Presidio port looked further, they found several heavy suitcases containing 40 rolls, weighing in at 748 pounds, of bologna in her SUV.

But the rolls were not the type of bologna that can be bought at a deli counter in the U.S., rather it was an illegal meat that posed a threat to the U.S. pork industry, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said in a Sept. 25 news release.

“Mexican bologna is a prohibited product because it is made from pork and has the potential for introducing foreign animal diseases,” CBP said.

https://www.dailyitem.com/wire/over-700-pounds-of-illegal-bologna-stuffed-in-suitcases-seized-at-texas-border-feds-say/article_15c40c06-6cbe-52c9-ba8e-180aac0327c1.html

The bologna was to hide the drugs and cash, but I guess she didn't know it was "illegal" bologna!

[2naSalit]

1. That's just nasty.

[Swede]

2. You lose 700 lbs of product...

Lalo will not be happy.

[Thedemby]

3. Ach!

Oh no! They're sending us all their wurst!

[LeftInTX]

4. LOL

[Qutzupalotl]

5. If you experience stuffed suitcase bologna lasting more than four hours

see a doctor.

[NoRethugFriends]

6. 700 pounds of illegal bologna? I didn't realize Cruz weighed that much.

[usonian]

7. To conceal drugs?

I guess it’s a new take on the old saying;

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull … oney?