Have you ever wished you wore a condom?

[RandySF]

Right now I sure as fuck do. Long story m.

[Skittles]

1. I don't have kids but I remember this coworker....

he said, after a long and loud phone argument, "I think it is possible to always love your kids......I don't think it's possible to always LIKE them."

[markie]

2. Yes, long story

I understand , it’s a long story 😖

[RockRaven]

3. Calls to mind something...

https://m.

[3catwoman3]

4. That's hysterical. And that kid is really good.

I hope he's just a good actor and that he doesn't really do that.

I wish Trump's father had used one.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. I think I've seen that guy

Late 80s series on ABC called thirtysomething, I’m thinking.

[3catwoman3]

8. It's not the same actor, but definitely a lookalike. Peter Horton played Gary.

I was a huge fan of 30 Something.

This ad is in a foreign language, but I don’t know enough to be able to tell which one.

[FoxNewsSucks]

5. That's good! I've always thought stores

especially gas stations, should have the condom display next to or in front of the diaper section and the shelves of $45+ cans of baby food powder mix.

With this sign: "Which one do YOU want to have to buy??"

[3catwoman3]

9. That would be brilliant marketing!

[3catwoman3]

10. While searching for DUers who still need a heart, I came back to...

...this thread, and this post, and am laughing all over again -

Not only is the kid good, the disapproving looks from the other customers are spot on.

[multigraincracker]

6. I decided not to have any kids when I was 11 years old.

Best decision I ever made. For both the earth and my bank account. I do love all of my step kids and great grand kids. Best of both worlds.