Pets
Related: About this forumHaving a National Geographic moment eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich for lunch.
The Domestic Woof pack awakes from their slumber and starts migrating southward towards the kitchen in search of substance.
Notice the oldest domestic woof Mr big paws 14 in age deaf blind in one eye a golden retriever who leads the pack in migration because he was the first to awake and smell man eating peanut butter and jelly.
And then the 12 year old Boog who drools as man eats his PBJ and then the 2.5 years old Dunk pup who just tries look cute hoping man will make peanut butter bread.
A vicious bloodthirsty pack that terrifies a civilized society always on the hunt a hour after they actually had bowls of dog food ,this morning all three had leftovers pancakes and eggs yet never satisfied in quest for missing out on a mooch.
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,455 posts)Diamond_Dog
(35,205 posts)from across the house and up a flight of stairs.
Love your sense of humor Duncanpup
Duncanpup
(13,823 posts)rubbersole
(8,723 posts)..when you eat a burger 🍔. Stay safe, it's a jungle out there.
MLAA
(18,679 posts)These pups may have recently eaten their kill (nutritious food served in their own bowl in a warm kitchen) but that is no guarantee of when the next prey (dropped human food, chewy treat for sitting and shaking (hand, not just shaking like Elvis) will cross their path. They must be diligent, never forgetting the long, long several hours they might go without nourishment from their unforgiving, harsh environment (heated house with great guitar music) and follow every scent in this wild, dangerous jungle of a territory for the hope of tracking and securing a tasty morsel to stave off and delay starvation for another day
Diamond_Dog
(35,205 posts)MLAA
(18,679 posts)Wait, no, you cant watch too much of those beautifully produced programs. But it probably wouldnt kill me to vary my diet. Hmmm, off to watch season 3 of Jack Reacher!