Virus Observations: Enjoy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

- I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing…

- The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

- This virus has done what no woman has been able to do … cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

- Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions.

- Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

- Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

- I never thought the comment “I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are

- I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

- When this is over … what meeting do I attend first … Weight Watchers or AA?

- Quarantine has turned us into dogs; We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides.

[Sherman A1]

1. Great!

[Ohiogal]

2. So funny and so true!

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Kicked and recommended. ❤ nt

[Faux pas]

4. Kicketty Kickin'

[Karadeniz]

5. Thanks for the fun!

[appalachiablue]

6. Luv it, thanks! Funny

[trof]

7. On women's makeup:

We were going out for groceries.
"You almost ready?"
"I just need to put my face on."
"You'll be wearing a mask."
"Oh, I'll just do my eyes."


Guys: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE!