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Related: About this forumTime for a really, really stupid joke...
How do you scare a one of a kind rabbit?
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Time for a really, really stupid joke... (Original Post)
MiHale
Aug 2024
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sinkingfeeling
(53,626 posts)1. Is that you, Mr. Fudd?
MLAA
(18,802 posts)3. Good one. Here's another. Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven eight nine
Dennis Donovan
(28,426 posts)4. Dad joke. Bet Tim Walz knows it!
brush
(58,560 posts)5. One more. Why did the frog cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken's leg.
BOSSHOG
(40,747 posts)6. Guess what I heard?
Sheep.
multigraincracker
(34,620 posts)7. OK Boomer.
IjustDontlikeRepugs
(726 posts)8. Well, you did warn us in the title.
twodogsbarking
(12,409 posts)9. I don't get it.
sdfernando
(5,489 posts)10. OK....here is another
Two Nuns walk into a bar.
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The third one ducked.
RustyWheels
(168 posts)11. What's Big, Red and Eats Rocks ?
A Big Red Rock Eater. Of course !!
Stardust Mirror
(644 posts)12. How do you catch a tame one?
The tame way
Marthe48
(19,810 posts)15. I was going to post this
if no one else did
Wonder Why
(4,836 posts)13. Please, nobody here apply for the Cold Bear gagwriting team.
Yes, I guess that includes me, now.
KS Toronado
(20,118 posts)14. This one of a kind Rabbit isn't scared!
videohead5
(2,521 posts)16. Here's one
What do you call a mentally disturbed horse with a broken leg?
Crazy glue.