Humor
Related: About this forumA fellow accidentally rubbed ketchup in his eyes đź‘€
Now he has Heinz-sight…………

Harker
(15,981 posts)Nicely done again
Harker
(15,981 posts)"The Manchurian Candidate."
jaxexpat
(7,794 posts)Poor chap was having a condi-mental breakdown.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)I will try to “ketchup” with you ……..
bucolic_frolic
(49,604 posts)I'd probably get banned.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)Lettuce 🥬 Go for it……
bucolic_frolic
(49,604 posts)I don't want to be the sauce in a spaghetti western
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)Pun-itenitary…..
bucolic_frolic
(49,604 posts)precocious gf ... she could find the sexual innuendo in anything. Was always searching for two small round potatoes, and a long thin one. These became known as ...
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Dick 'tators
Sherman A1
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jfz9580m
(15,589 posts)And having fork-sight?
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)We are trained punfessionals here…………
twodogsbarking
(13,192 posts)IronLionZion
(48,343 posts)mixed in with horrible news stories. It's a pleasant surprise
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)I believe that we need some humor (or in this case really bad Dad Jokes) to make the rest of the news a bit less burdensome.
jfz9580m
(15,589 posts)I have been on DU since 2006. I was a grad student when I joined..I am middle-aged now..I find myself drifting over to Pets and Humor more and more..it is not as if there is ever any good news and usually if anything good happens there is a backlash..I am old, tired and creaky ;-/..I just want me some cat pics and corny jokes at least half the time. The other half I vaguely try to be dutifully informed..or something...
IronLionZion
(48,343 posts)I was an undergrad student when I joined DU way back in 2003
jfz9580m
(15,589 posts)Been a wild ride huh?
I agree - it is nice of the admins to let all of us play...