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Related: About this forumOverheard at the supermarket
A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picked up a suitcase of beer and put it in their cart.
"What are you doing?" asked the woman.
"They're on sale," replied the husband. "24 cans for $10."
"We can't afford that. Put them back."
The man does so and they continue shopping. A bit later the woman picked up a jar of face cream.
"Why are you buying that?" demanded the husband.
"It's only $20 and makes me look beautiful," she said.
"So do 24 cans of beer and it's half the cost!" said the man.
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Overheard at the supermarket (Original Post)
PJMcK
Apr 2022
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Emile
(31,380 posts)1. Good one!
efhmc
(15,066 posts)2. "We are going to need a lot more than 24 cans of beer for you to look good to me, you MCP."
said the woman.
PJMcK
(23,194 posts)3. Yeah, the joke is a little off
Hope you have a good weekend, efhmc!
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)4. I suspect that he is recovering
At the hospital
PJMcK
(23,194 posts)5. The joke was sent to me with a picture
The caption read, "That's him in Aisle 5" and showed a man faced down on the floor!
efhmc
(15,066 posts)6. You should have included that. It really made me laugh. Thanks.