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Related: About this forumMy wife just called me a sex machine
Well she called me a fucking tool but I know what she meant.
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My wife just called me a sex machine (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Aug 2022
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underpants
(188,499 posts)1. 😆😆😆
Phoenix61
(17,917 posts)3. 😂😂😂
Diamond_Dog
(35,817 posts)4. ....
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spooky3
(36,899 posts)5. LOL! Nt
sdfernando
(5,530 posts)6. geez...your such a dildo!
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KS Toronado
(20,642 posts)7. Better than being a fucking fool.
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Evolve Dammit
(19,874 posts)8. "tool" huh? That could be lots of things...
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calimary
(85,153 posts)9. Well, that's certainly one way to look at it!
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kairos12
(13,365 posts)10. LOL!
Martin Eden
(13,785 posts)11. My wife wants me to have a smokin-hot body
Then I found out she was planning to have me cremated.
TheBlackAdder
(29,217 posts)12. Todd -- Is It My Name?
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Just keep listening
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The Jungle 1
(4,552 posts)13. My wife and kids always call me Richard Cranium.
I don't get it. Does anybody else?????? My name is not Richard and there ain't much in my cranium.
Ziggysmom
(3,698 posts)17. Richard Cranium Dick Head
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elleng
(138,016 posts)14. LOLOLOL!
Heather MC
(8,084 posts)15. Your wife sounds like a highly intelligent lovely woman. Congratulations!💜
🤣🤣🤣🤣
vlyons
(10,252 posts)16. Just keep pleasing her in the bedroom
and you won't be disappointed
Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)18. This resonates a lot, lol.
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