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Related: About this forumMy wife says I only have two faults.
I never listen and something else.
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My wife says I only have two faults. (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Aug 2022
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When I accused my husband of never listening to me (I had asked him if he was deaf)
flying_wahini
Aug 2022
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Lochloosa
(16,485 posts)1. I know the second one...wait give me a minute....
Siwsan
(27,417 posts)2. You are on a roll, this morning!!!
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underpants
(188,497 posts)4. Uh huh
Yeah I agree. That’s great.
Person of Interest
(373 posts)5. LoL!!!
Bavorskoami
(138 posts)6. I also never listen, at least that's what I think she said.
My problem seems to be that my hearing loss is in the frequency of her voice.
Alice Kramden
(2,501 posts)7. LOL n/t
Wounded Bear
(61,220 posts)8. Memory is the second thing to go...
I forgot what the first was.
flying_wahini
(8,045 posts)9. When I accused my husband of never listening to me (I had asked him if he was deaf)
He said “I have the hearing of a child” it’s perfect!
I said yeah, in one ear and out the other.
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Martin Eden
(13,785 posts)11. My wife bought me a T-shirt with stick figures of husband & wife
Wife stick figure says:
"You never listen to a word I say. You only hear what you want to hear.
Husband stick figure responds:
"Sure, I'll have a beer"
TigressDem
(5,126 posts)12. Forgot to take out the trash.
Because you never heard her ask.
Just a guess.