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Humor

Duncanpup

(13,906 posts) Tue Oct 18, 2022, 07:35 AM Oct 2022

I love my wife like a hot dog

I relish her.

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I love my wife like a hot dog (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2022 OP

I don't know how you mustard that pun Clash City Rocker Oct 2022 #1

Just A Morning's Thought, Sir The Magistrate Oct 2022 #2

Thank you! ggma Oct 2022 #3

Good thing you're not from Chicago. sl8 Oct 2022 #4

And I said to the Zen hot dog vendor. twodogsbarking Oct 2022 #5

Clash City Rocker

(3,544 posts)

1. I don't know how you mustard that pun

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2022, 07:41 AM

Oct 2022

The Magistrate

(96,043 posts)

2. Just A Morning's Thought, Sir

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2022, 07:42 AM

Oct 2022

"When a man says he loves his wife, loves his daughter, and loves a good hamburger, love had better mean something different each time."

ggma

(711 posts)

3. Thank you!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2022, 07:42 AM

Oct 2022

Made me laugh out loud... and I really needed that this morning!

gg

sl8

(16,277 posts)

4. Good thing you're not from Chicago.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2022, 08:26 AM

Oct 2022

They love their hotdogs smothered.

twodogsbarking

(12,300 posts)

5. And I said to the Zen hot dog vendor.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2022, 08:38 AM

Oct 2022

"Make me one with everything."
I'm searching for the one person who has never heard this.

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