So this company hires 3 cannibals

[Duncanpup]

And one day the company president can’t find a fellow worker the head cannibal tells the other two look we had a good thing going here and you two screwed it up.
We have been eating I.T. people bosses managers and the human resource head was delicious and nobody missed them .
I told you do not eat import personnel because they’re looking for this worker.

The one cannibal raised his hand and said I’m sorry it was me who ate the janitor.

[Beakybird]

1. Its tough being a cannibal. I knew a guy who had two wives and ate children.

[Marthe48]

2. One of the cannibals said I hate my mother-in-law

and the other one said, "Just eat the noodles."

[Marthe48]

3. What's a cannibals favorite cookie?

Thumbprints! (I made this one up, too! Lol)

[Duncanpup]

4. 😂