Bad coffee..

[Permanut]

Stopped for lunch at a cafe today. Food was okay but coffee was terrible. Told the waiter this coffee tastes like mud.

"Well, it should,sir", he said. "It was ground this morning."

[mchill]

1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[packman]

2. Old man goes into a diner

"I want weak bitter coffee - cold. My toast burnt and the eggs runny with a side order of undercooked hash browns. And if you could serve it on a dirty plate with the knife and fork having stains on them, I'd appreciate it."

"Huh - I've been waitressing for years and this is the first time anyone ever gave an order like that"

"Well, my wife died last week and I kinda miss her homecooking"

[BadGimp]

3. Dad joke penalty invoked

[Permanut]

4. Penalty accepted.