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Duncanpup

(13,906 posts) Sat Mar 25, 2023, 06:12 AM Mar 2023

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Do not worry about your smart phone or laptop spying on you.

The Vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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Do not worry about your smart phone or laptop spying on you. (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2023 OP

Well.... The Jungle 1 Mar 2023 #1

It sucks out loud. twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #2

Listen here buddy The Jungle 1 Mar 2023 #3

Just bag it (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2023 #6

Nature abhors a vacuum twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #9

That's why there's dirt and pollen everywhere. Qutzupalotl Mar 2023 #12

That's it I'm pulling the plug. The Jungle 1 Mar 2023 #13

You Dirt Devil you. twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #14

Eureka, now you have done it The Jungle 1 Mar 2023 #15

That was Electrolux. twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #16

I believe we need to get a little more artistic lest we end up in a vacuum. The Jungle 1 Mar 2023 #17

Bada boom boom paleotn Mar 2023 #4

Ooof... Lol MayReasonRule Mar 2023 #5

🤣🤣🤣 Chicagogrl1 Mar 2023 #7

Snicker. niyad Mar 2023 #8

lol Thanks. This was the first thing I saw today. h2ebits Mar 2023 #10

i once got away w using this joke- mopinko Mar 2023 #11

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

1. Well....

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:03 AM

Mar 2023

That joke kinda sucks.
I had to do it.

twodogsbarking

(12,300 posts)

2. It sucks out loud.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:10 AM

Mar 2023

Yer tern.

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

3. Listen here buddy

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:22 AM

Mar 2023

Yer not going to push me around.

PJMcK

(23,194 posts)

6. Just bag it (n/t)

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:58 AM

Mar 2023

twodogsbarking

(12,300 posts)

9. Nature abhors a vacuum

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 08:34 AM

Mar 2023

Qutzupalotl

(15,170 posts)

12. That's why there's dirt and pollen everywhere.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #9)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 10:51 AM

Mar 2023

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

13. That's it I'm pulling the plug.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 11:17 AM

Mar 2023

twodogsbarking

(12,300 posts)

14. You Dirt Devil you.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 11:47 AM

Mar 2023

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

15. Eureka, now you have done it

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #14)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 03:09 PM

Mar 2023

twodogsbarking

(12,300 posts)

16. That was Electrolux.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 03:39 PM

Mar 2023

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

17. I believe we need to get a little more artistic lest we end up in a vacuum.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #16)

Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:36 AM

Mar 2023

Rumba with a Roomba

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paleotn

(19,703 posts)

4. Bada boom boom

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:37 AM

Mar 2023

Good one.

MayReasonRule

(1,961 posts)

5. Ooof... Lol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 07:46 AM

Mar 2023

Chicagogrl1

(486 posts)

7. 🤣🤣🤣

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 08:00 AM

Mar 2023

niyad

(121,117 posts)

8. Snicker.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 08:16 AM

Mar 2023

h2ebits

(791 posts)

10. lol Thanks. This was the first thing I saw today.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 08:55 AM

Mar 2023

mopinko

(72,062 posts)

11. i once got away w using this joke-

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Mar 25, 2023, 10:35 AM

Mar 2023

i took my broken vacuum to the shop where i bought it, a store that only sold vacuums.

he- can i help you?
me- this doesnt suck.

he laughed, and when i said- i bet you get that joke a lot, huh?
he- no, this is a 1st.

ngu

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