Hail Bacon, full of grease, the Lard is with thee.

[Major Nikon]

[safeinOhio]

1. Does that mean you have to eat it, or

not eat it?

[Major Nikon]

2. Catholics eat Jesus

So it seems wholly (holy?) appropriate to eat bacon. Not to mention quite a bit tastier.

[safeinOhio]

3. This Schweddy Balls video might change everything.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/3505994?fbclid=IwAR2Du55FbICi4RSgr-NAyHimJ_C7YWVNipbrB1_MpC9tgp_UdIG4K6W_BhE

[trusty elf]

4. a few years back

this kook was arrested for pelting a police station with bacon and sausages. She said gawd told her to do it.

[dewsgirl]

5. Why would one do something like this?

Mental illness?

[3Hotdogs]

6. Is it any wackier than self-flaggelatin in the name of Jesus? Or giving $$$$$$ so your TV pastor can

buy a new jet? Or praying over your kid's illness until he dies, rather then seek medical aid? And on, and on?


Certainly a less harmful response to the mental illness of God.

[CaptYossarian]

7. Or thanking God because he/she picked you to win the game.

Think about all the people God told to run for office. How can God be wrong about peoples' character that many times?

[Voltaire2]

8. are you asserting that anyone who acts on their religious beliefs is insane?

Or just people who worship the Lard?

[dewsgirl]

9. LoL

[3Hotdogs]

10. Balls to lard. Now bacon, that's another thing.