Conspiracy Theory: Geminis Ruined 2016
An interesting Astrology take...
https://media.wmagazine.com/photos/585b0437a93be07a3fd056ca/2:1/w_1600/geminis.jpg
I'm no astrologer, but Im pretty sure Geminis torpedoed 2016.
I dont mean all Geminis. But
a quick Google search of notable Geminis yields a murderers' row of 2016s most notorious troublemakers. To name just three, there's President-elect Donald Trump, Vice president-elect Mike Pence, and thirsty if failed cabinet candidate Rudy Giuliani.
Then there are the President-elect's supporters: Marco Rubio "Little Marco" and now Kanye West (maybe).
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Geminis like Trump and West are extroverted, expressive people. Their twin symbol represents both a two-faced nature but also a mutable, negotiable, and adaptable one, which generally makes them very popular. Theyre friends with everyone, eager to please,
but when theyre not stimulated either socially or mentally, they become bored and will quickly move on. Theyre flighty and scattered, oftentimes taking on too much at once. (Reassuring qualities in a president, no?) In this way, it can be hard to know exactly what theyre thinking at any given moment even when theyre shouting it on Twitter at odd hours of the night.
W-Magazine
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