Hilarious review of "God's Not Dead 2"

[onager]

Yes, they went and made a sequel to the movie "God's Not Dead." And it sounds even dumber than the original. Which might qualify it as a Certified Miracle in any belief system.

It helps to think of the "God's Not Dead" film series as essentially "The Vagina Monologues" for evangelical Christians.

http://www.arktimes.com/arkansas/we-watched-gods-not-dead-2-so-you-wouldnt-have-to/Content?oid=4345912

[Cartoonist]

1. Is this a major mainstream paper?

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Apparently the writer of this piece has something against God and most definitely against Christians.

I was hoping for more comments like this. I get great enjoyment from consternated Xians.

[onager]

2. A weekly paper in Arkansas.

I'm guessing one of those that used to be called "alternative" papers. But I am just guessing. It is a real, printed newspaper though.

Poking around I found this very weird recent story in the same paper. A homeless man named Fred Arnold was run over and killed in Little Rock.

He turned out to be a former record store owner, massive Beatles collector and acquaintance of Yoko Ono:

http://www.arktimes.com/arkansas/the-ballad-of-fred-and-yoko/Content?oid=4345986

[mr blur]

3. That's just unfair!

Compared to "God's Not Dead", "The Vagina Monologues" is a work of art.

[edhopper]

4. God is Not Dead 2....

God's back and not taking any S)%t!"

"God is Not Dead 2; This time it's spiritual"

[AlbertCat]

6. God Is Not Dead 12...

..... "When a school custodian accidentally throws away a week old church bulletin, an after school prayer group sells sex and meth to hire big wig law firms to harass the custodian to suicide and destroy and run out of town the school officials who hired him"

[Lordquinton]

14. I'm reminded of another sequel

[Curmudgeoness]

5. I guess that they have to keep repeating themselves

to convince themselves. God is not Dead 51....Really, He is not Dead.

[sakabatou]

7. Also, from Seth Andrews...

[progressoid]

8. That was terrific!

[sakabatou]

12. You should try and catch his podcasts

[awoke_in_2003]

15. Excellent...

I was just thinking the other day about the xtian movie Jennifer Garner is in (the one where a girl with an incurable disease falls out of a tree and it cured- I need that fucking tree )- You know your acting career is finished when you star in christian movies.

edit: I put a similar post on Facebook, and one of my friends said "remember what happened to Saul on the road to Damascus?" I wanted to smash my iPad on my head. With what I post frequently on FB, I cannot believe he thinks I would believe such BS.

[progressoid]

9. Star Melissa Joan Hart Reveals the Three Words She Refuses to Say on TV

...The actress said that she is lucky to have had the chance to play a role in “God’s Not Dead 2″ that reflects her own personal faith, explaining how, throughout her career, she has taken small steps to try and live out her faith in God on the small screen.

“You will not see me in a TV show ever saying, ‘Oh my God,’ because I don’t take that word lightly,” she said. “And that’s a very small example of how I’ve been able to influence my work a little bit. For me, it’s a big step today, because it’s written in every single script.”

Hart said that there are simply other ways to make the same point without using the Lord’s name in vain.

“Inside my Bible study, I’m a big hero right now,” she quipped...


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/04/01/gods-not-dead-2-star-melissa-joan-hart-reveals-the-three-words-youll-never-hear-her-say-on-tv/

[trotsky]

10. Says the actor who played A WITCH!!!

Yikes!

[progressoid]

11. Doh!

Bet she cashes those residuals checks.

Like that kid from Two and a Half Men that bitched about how sinful the show was, all the while cashing in on it.

[awoke_in_2003]

17. I wonder if she tithes 10% to her church...

the church is profiting from a show about witches. That makes me smile.

[Lordquinton]

13. Clarissa, you're letting me down

I'm questioning everything you explained to me...

[awoke_in_2003]

16. "I'm a hero in my bible study"

Wow, she must be very proud of that