I have my anti-rapture headgear at the ready.

[A HERETIC I AM]

In preparation for tomorrow's eclipse and subsequent rapture (since it's trending on Twitter) I have fashioned the appropriate chapeau.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Karadeniz]

2. Its you !!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. It's a good thing I got a haircut.

[Permanut]

4. Looks perfect!

Also you want to have a wagon ready so you can collect up stuff left behind, plus crafty stuff from Hobby Lobby and dinner from the abandoned Chick-fil-A. Probably be some pillows laying around as well.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Both Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A will both be staffed...

Because we both know those folks ain’t Christian’s.

[Permanut]

8. Points taken .

Along with a lot of churches

[marble falls]

5. And drink only canned beer. When you do, take time to savor the hops. Did you know that hops ...

... is related to cannabis? Or so I've been told, having tried neither one. (coff coff)

[Warpy]

7. I prefer the Pastafarian model

The holes make it much cooler now that warm weather is approaching, plus you can hang seasonal items on the feet and/or handles, depending on how luxe the model is.

Ramen.