Well this is fun: Today my fundie sister-in-law found out that my son's serious girlfriend comes from, um...um...um...
..."Hebrew heritage."
This was in connection with planning an Easter family dinner at a restaurant, and making reservations. It happened when my wife explained that Easter Sunday is not a big deal in the Passover holidays, so my son would probably show up with the girlfriend.
It sounds as if her head exploded, prompting the remark about "Jewish heritage," as if no one could actually be a Jew now and here. (I have no idea if my son's girlfriend has any personal religious views, or what their nature might be. It's none of my damned business; I like the woman despite what she may or may not believe.) I assume, but did not ask if he had, that my son may have told her that I'm an atheist. It doesn't matter if he did or didn't.
If I were a mean guy, I might find this Easter an occasion to inform my sister-in-law, after more than 40 years as her sister's lover and husband, that I'm an atheist, but frankly, despite her constant proselytizing for her cult, and because I love the many nice things she's done and love her, in fact, despite my disagreements about faith or the lack thereof, I'll restrain myself, and remain a closeted atheist around her.
Some battles are just not worth fighting.