Once again, the Huffer Post goes off the woo deep end...

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A computer breaks down due to Neptune??!!??

Huffington Post Laughably Explains How to Redecorate Your Home According to “Local Space Astrology”

April 7, 2015 by Hemant Mehta 81 Comments

This is a guest post by Bo Gardiner, the pen name of a Virginia-based environmental professional, naturalist (in both senses of the word), writer and humanist activist. She blogs at Under the Greenwood Tree.

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An associate editor for Huffington Post Lifestyle, Suzy Strutner, has bequeathed upon the world a truly extraordinary work of inanity in a piece called “Your Birthday Says A LOT About What Happens In Your Home.”

So there’d be no confusion, HuffPo wisely waited till the day after April Fools to post the piece on its “Positive Change” section. Let us ponder Strutner’s words as she shares her findings about Local Space Astrology in home floor plans:

Your birthday creates special, invisible “planet lines” around your house.

To find them, you’ll get a local space chart based on the location of the sun, moon and planets at the time and place of your birth. If you lay this chart over the floor plan of your home, you’ll find out which “planet lines” run through each room.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/04/07/huffington-post-laughably-explains-how-to-redecorate-your-home-according-to-local-space-astrology/?utm_source=SilverpopMailing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=friendlyatheist_040815UTC050409_daily&utm_content=&spMailingID=48402433&spUserID=MTE4MTY1MzAzMTE5S0&spJobID=660945144&spReportId=NjYwOTQ1MTQ0S0

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1. Love that all the comments are ripping it apart.

Also, check out Gloria's bona fides:

Glòria Roca, DFAstrolS, started to study astrology formally in 1991 with the Faculty of Astrological Studies. She also studied esoteric astrology with Alan Oken, and Hermetic Symbology at the Centre d’Estudis de Simbologia in Barcelona. Since she obtained her Faculty Diploma in 2002 she has worked as a teacher, consultant astrologer and Faculty tutor. Glòria is the Faculty’s Head of Examinations and combines this with her astrological consultation practice, astro-feng shui and research into her main fields of interest: psychological astrology and local space techniques. She founded an astrological school, Aula Astrològica de Catalunya, in Barcelona in 2012.

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3. check out Gloria's bona fides

So.....


She went to a grifter school, learned well, and started her own grifter academy and company.

Got it.

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2. I especially love this one:

&quot P)sychological astrology and local space techniques"