A local psychic is on Facebook offering $20 off on psychic readings

[Orrex]

Turns out that she typically charges $70, so what a bargain!

Seventy fucking dollars. Seventy.



I have said it many times: I could make a killing if it weren't for these pesky scruples. I guarantee that my "psychic" readings would be every bit as accurate as hers.




Let me know if you want a link to her page!

[ret5hd]

1. Just have her text me. She should already know my number.

[unblock]

2. i knew last week this would happen.

[TlalocW]

3. I sometimes busk in Kansas City

Twisting balloons at the Plaza, but I always have a deck of cards with me. There was a tarot card reader 30 feet away from me, and I would occasionally stop people after they got a reading and offer them a free one by having them pick a card, and then I would force the Ace of Spades (Death Card) on them over and over.

Most people appreciated the humor.

TlalocW

[Orrex]

4. That's pretty great.

I have no talent for card tricks, unless you count that time I gave myself a nasty paper cut while trying to learn a fancy shuffle.


That was a great way to demonstrate the silliness of the tarot reader. We have one of those in town, too, though now that I think of it she might be the same person.

[PoliticAverse]

5. I only charge $20 to not tell people what I think about them. n/t

[TxDemChem]

6. Lol

I loved that line