Robin Thicke's Paula Is One of the Creepiest Albums Ever Made

[ismnotwasm]

Ok, well we told you so, apparently it's worse than we thought if even "The Atlantic" is speaking of this man utter and complete creepiness

As art goes, Robin Thicke's Paula is less Marvin Gaye's Here, My Dear and more the musical equivalent of a Facebook friend who refuses to stop overdoing it on tequila slammers and ranting about the demise of their relationship. It's messy, it's generally grammatically incoherent, it's humiliating for everyone involved. You can’t help but feel for the eponymous Paula (Patton, the actress), Thicke's wife, who's kept an inordinately graceful silence throughout their separation while Thicke's been prostrating himself onstage, sending greenhouses full of flowers, and writing songs that are imaginatively titled "Get Her Back" and "Love Can Grow Back."

As exercises in ostentatious narcissism go, Paula is less Ozymandias and more an overindulgent interview with Oprah, one in which Thicke goes on and on and on about his needs and his desires and his flaws and his blissful memories of drinking wine in the park and being happy without once considering the fact that Patton might not want her marriage dissected over the course of 14 incongruously jaunty songs, or might not particularly enjoy Thicke describing to the world how he likes to remember "your legs on my walls, your body on the ceiling." Although he gives voice to Patton on the record by having backup singers screech lyrics like "I kept trying to tell you you were pushing me too far," she's otherwise an entirely abstract construct around which he winds his sticky strands of mortification. "I was in chains in the rain, lost my soul, now you know," he sings on "Still Madly Crazy," a song that has the Disneyish piano riffs (if not the subtlety and emotional nuance) of a musical theater ballad. "I'm so sorry you had to suffer my lack of self-control. You'd think by now I might have grown."

You'd think.

Thicke, 37 years old and a father, has apparently no compunction about blurting out an endless stream of angsty self-obsession on his newest record, chased with occasional odes to his prowess as a seducer of women. "You're way too young to dance like that in front of a man like me babe," he sings primly in the oddly titled "Love Can Grow Back," before abruptly giving in to whoever's trying to have sex with him. "You know cigarettes are bad for you baby—so am I … With your new nails on your back you'll be scratching my, scratching my itch." (Love might grow back, but sexy fingernails have to be purchased.)

Here's the backstory in miniature of the origins of Paula, for those who might have missed it: The singer, once a geeky, long-haired, Beethoven-sampling bicycle courier, had the biggest hit of his career with 2013’s uber-viral "Blurred Lines," a song that either celebrated women or defined rape culture, depending on your point of view. In the video, a fully clothed Thicke, Pharrell, and T.I. smirked at the camera while three naked models draped themselves artfully over the set; Thicke later proclaimed loudly to the scandalized masses that his wife approved. He also insisted she was supportive when a bikini-clad Miley Cyrus gave him a lap dance during the MTV Video Music Awards, but Paula presumably was less appreciative when a photo emerged showing her husband in a nightclub groping a blonde socialite. Ever the gentleman, he appears to allude to this moment in the song "Something Bad" when he croons the cumbersome line, "Bird flew in my window, took a picture, and left with a naughty tweet."

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/07/robin-thickes-terrifying-new-album/373794/


Ew. Ew, ew ew.

[TDale313]

1. The guy just makes my skin crawl. n/t

[Skittles]

2. I do not understand his appeal

not at ALL - how did he get famous?

[JI7]

3. his dad was on some sitcom which leonardo dicaprio was on also

along with that idiot fundamentalist kirk cameron

[JustAnotherGen]

7. Yup - Growing Pains

I grew up on that saccharine sweet nonsense. His mother is Gloria Loring. Totally connected Hollywood kid.

[TDale313]

4. Semi famous daddy?

Alan Thicke is his father. Just a theory. Also, the rapey song is kind of a toetapper, lyrics aside (although it's alleged the music was, shall we say, borrowed)

[hlthe2b]

10. ditto.... his bizarre striped zoot suits, videos stating the size of his genitals, and allusions to

rape in his lyrics get him attention, but his lack of talent and general hackery will soon make him what he really is--a (never) has been.

[TDale313]

11. Here's hoping.

The sooner he fades back into obscurity, the better.

[catbyte]

5. Double ewww

[JustAnotherGen]

6. He's gross

I do believe they had an open marriage - but when he stepped out without her a few times too many - she had enough. That said - not a fan of his music and I've tried listening to a few clips of the songs from this album . . . But I can't. I just can't. And I feel awful for this woman.

This time - its not a publicity stunt.

[Phentex]

8. I can sorta feel bad for her but I hate when men claim their wives approve

of their sexist or childish behavior as a means for making it A-ok. He's a creep who steals music. If he's SO hot, why is he begging her back? I'm thinking plenty of women find him disgusting and wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. And his wife just noticed it too.

[JustAnotherGen]

9. Yep

She woke up and smelled the creep. Ewwww.

And now he's getting creepier and creepier.

[freshwest]

12. Couldn't remember this guy, so I googled images and found this NSFW! video spoof of Thicke:

First, the Paula artwork:

http://thesource.com/2014/06/18/check-out-the-artwork-tracklist-to-robin-thickes-new-album-paula/

Second, in Blurred Lines:

http://www.capitalfm.com/photos/music-stars-then-and-now/

Which is the look the Seattle dance troupe used to make a spoof, or at least I see a similarity in one of the dancers and the image from 2000. The video and the original Blurred Lines is at the link:

[VIDEO] Gender-Swapped Video of “Blurred Lines” Goes Viral

July 23, 2013 by Genevieve Nunis



In an interview with GQ, ...Thicke admitted that the video was meant to be degrading to women, but justified it by saying “women and their bodies are beautiful. Men are always gonna want to follow them around.”

However, the debate behind the video is how women were objectified as sex objects in the video. Mod Carousel, an all-male burlesque troupe from Seattle created a parody of Blurred Lines, changing the lyrics and restaged the video by swapping the gender roles.

“It’s our opinion that most attempts to show female objectification in the media by swapping the genders serve more to ridicule the male body than to highlight the extent to which women get objectified and does everyone a disservice. We made this video specifically to show a spectrum of sexuality as well as present both women and men in a positive light, one where objectifying men is more than alright and where women can be strong and sexy without negative repercussions.”

With the boys behind Mod Carousel playing the scantily-clad models in the video, the roles of Robin Thicke, Pharell and T.I. were played by gorgeous, body-confident women...

Take note: These men are professional dancers...

http://www.lipstiq.com/entertainment/video-gender-swapped-video-of-blurred-lines-goes-viral/

I kept thinking of Alan Thicke who was on TV some years back, not Robin Thicke. Never heard of him, really. The parody is cute, IMO.

Not sure what to make of this, but don't appreciate Robin Thicke justifying degrading women. Which is exactly what he said. I don't see a correlation between male interest in beauty and degradation.

And I feel bad for kids who are getting a steady diet of this kind of stuff when they want to hear music. It's inane, most of the stuff Thicke did.