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kairos12

(13,705 posts)
Sat Apr 20, 2019, 08:53 PM Apr 2019

Philosophical Humor

“Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

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Philosophical Humor (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2019 OP
An imam was walking down the street... Freelancer Apr 2019 #1
Two great jokes in one thread! Two for the price of none!!! 🙂 MLAA Apr 2019 #3
Excellent! I love it. MLAA Apr 2019 #2

Freelancer

(2,107 posts)
1. An imam was walking down the street...
Sat Apr 20, 2019, 11:01 PM
Apr 2019

And turned into a bar.

A little jinn will do that to ya.

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