Trump Wants Canada's Water Your Morning

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[Irish_Dem]

1. He's not invading Canada for maple syrup and croissants.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. He seems to insinuate getting it from the Columbia River

If that's so where was the infrastructure plan he was promising? Maybe he wants someone like Elon Musk to build a pipeline so he can charge everyone for water.

[Irish_Dem]

3. With the planet seriously heating up, water is going to be a precious resource.

If Trump can get control of that resource he could become the world's richest man.

[rich7862]

4. And the most powerful man in the world.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Exactly. All the world's resources, wealth and power.

Panama Canal and Greenland are small potatoes
compared to what Trump and the billionaires have in mind.

The rest of us can pound sand.

[raccoon]

5. Now the song "Roll On, Columbia," is in my head.