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Meanwhile, Florida woman stole sex toys from Walmart because she was ‘too lazy’ to pay: police 8 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 1 1365

Another Florida mom finds image of Jesus in her baby’s dirty diaper 2 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 0 1248

Iowa firefighters rescue naked man from chimney. 2 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1320

Naked Florida man sends 5 dogs to viciously kill poodle because owner is a Muslim ‘terrorist prick’ 0 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 0 1024

Crimeans told to stop stealing sand from beaches 0 Bad Dog May 2016 May 2016 0 1504

Teacher caught with student at cemetery. 1 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1300

Kentucky man stopped traffic to moon police. 1 47of74 Apr 2016 May 2016 1 1351

Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider 3 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 May 2016 6 1275

You KNOW what state woman attacks hubby for getting her wrong flowers and candy 3 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1225

World Naked Gardening Day is May 7th 6 liberal N proud Apr 2016 May 2016 1 2228

The Dodge Viper ACR Creates So Much Downforce It Reduces MPG While Being Towed 2 marble falls May 2016 May 2016 0 2078

Dealer Alleges Fire That Destroyed Rare JDM Cars Caused by Illegal Marijuana Growing Operation 0 marble falls May 2016 May 2016 0 1410

World's Dumbest Vandal Arrested For Spray Painting “CHEETER” On Ex-Girlfriend's Car 5 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1506

New Jersey man does a Walter Sobchak on some cars 0 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1302

Florida man finally notices bullet hole in his body three days after shooting himself: police 4 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 2 2194

Police: Car crashes into pole after Dubuque man lets 7-year-old drive 1 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1214

Florida Man drives 6 miles with pissed off wife hanging on roof of car 5 Kaleva Apr 2016 May 2016 0 1576

The coast guard determined that Florida Man showed ‘a lack of planning and concern for his life’ 1 Kaleva Apr 2016 May 2016 0 1338

Loud sex leads to arrest for woman with neighbors struck by cancer 3 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1440

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel' 1 muriel_volestrangler May 2016 May 2016 0 1534

French Euro 2016 team's English anthem criticised 0 Bad Dog May 2016 May 2016 1 1525

Ohio couple got in the mood and got busted in a parking lot 1 47of74 Apr 2016 May 2016 1 1467

Lidl recalls tinned fish... because labels fail to warn cans may contain fish 0 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 1297

Man accidentally buys a cow off the internet while on sleeping pills 5 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 2542

Airport sniffer dogs find 'cheese and sausages' but no Class A drugs 7 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 10 2117

Vietnam vet saves the day 0 left-of-center2012 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 7 1302

Cops Seek Dominatrix In Bar Beating 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1887

God told a South Carolina woman to crash into Wal-Mart 6 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 4 1693

Ambiancé: The world's longest ever film gets a seven hour trailer 1 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 1 1457

Florida (of course) man says too much masturbation and music was the reason for vandalizing property 2 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 1630

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23 Sex Questions people asked on Yahoo answers... 5 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 2636

Nation-wide radio station hack airs hours of vulgar “furry sex” ramblings 2 friendly_iconoclast Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 1815

Prank caller leads Coon Rapids Burger King employees to smash their windows 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1416

(Yep, that state) woman said she was hiding crack pipe hidden in her area for a friend. 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 1 1539

Chihuahua Leads Police On Chase Across San Francisco Bridge 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1364

Florida woman arrested after shooting husband over affair, bullet lodges in man’s testicles 0 MADem Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 1439

Someone really wanted Taco Bell 3 47of74 Mar 2016 Apr 2016 0 1826

National Poo Museum opens doors on Isle of Wight 1 muriel_volestrangler Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1503

Someone Spotted Satan Inside A Tasty-Looking Cut Of Beef 7 Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 Apr 2016 3 4938

Michigan man steals 33 cases of Whoppers 6 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Apr 2016 1 2411

Seattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator" 10 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1845

Wrong homes demolished after apparent Google Maps error - Company says demo mistake "Not a big deal" 1 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2121

Another (You know what state) woman arrested for sex acts on dogs 1 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2634

Do something different this Easter 0 Kaleva Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 1873

British lottery pays out more for matching 3 numbers than 5 0 muriel_volestrangler Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2072

John Cleese may sue Fawlty Towers 'rip-off' 0 Bad Dog Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 1977

I-95 in (guess) accident resulted in beer and chips all over the road. 9 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2553

Where's Waldo? In Boston, apparently. 0 left-of-center2012 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 1828

Leprechaun porn searches expected to rise 8,000% on St. Patrick's Day 10 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2218

Redding, California: Woman Escapes Police in Minivan Painted Like Vehicle From 'Scooby-Doo' 4 Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 Mar 2016 3 2540

New Zealand 'cat burglar' caught stealing men's underwear 2 Electric Monk Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1571

2014 video shows man urinating on Rice Krispies Treats conveyor belt 4 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1949

Woman gives cop false name - that of her sister who had an arrest warrant 1 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 1711

Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested At Waffle House 2 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1846

Passengers Playing Boom Box On Plane Sparks 5 Person Brawl 1 Initech Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1510

Were Martians wiped out by a nuclear bomb? Physicist to present new evidence 5 Recursion May 2015 Mar 2016 0 2336

Montreal homeless man owes $100 for.. being homeless man in Montreal 2 NHprogressive Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 1866

Police spot tree lodged in car's front grille; driver arrested on DUI charge 3 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1693

Two-Year-Old Girl Calls 911 For Help Putting On Pants 0 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1570

Flynt to Trump: What's Your Penis Size? 4 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 9 2635

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Dumb Criminals: Road Rage - Guy Pulls Over Semi And Tells Driver To "Apologize To Jesus" 0 Initech Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 1391

Pornhub releases state by state map of most searched for terms 4 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2269

Kentucky Hardees drive up customers get more than they bargained for 5 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 1742

Stolen taco truck fleeing California police hits school bus 4 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1576

Florida (obviously) woman arrested for stealing Ring of Bliss 1 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2219

Police: Naked Fargo man broke into car wash, church and burned Bible pages to stay warm 2 TexasTowelie Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1634

Canadian man smuggles 38 turtles in pants 0 UrbScotty Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 1482

Catholic priest Fr Stephen Crossan 'caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room' 0 Bad Dog Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 2219

Donald Trump's face appears in pie. 2 Bad Dog Feb 2016 Feb 2016 3 4919

Goat landscaping crew is fired by Oregon city 0 jakeXT Feb 2016 Feb 2016 4 1696

Woman arrested trying to smuggle 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her. 3 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1510

Pony Dressed as Unicorn Leads CHP on Wild Chase Near Fresno 2 csziggy Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 1961

Ohio chrome dome sought in Rogaine thefts 0 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1269

Drunk, naked man found in car stuck on RR tracks 3 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1427

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Shoots Ohio Man After Argument Over Strip Clubs 2 Initech Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1971

If you're a cop do not watch porn on duty in your marked patrol car 1 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1434

Man late for work steals bus 3 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 1400

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Bored Guy Calls 911 To Talk About Hitler 1 Initech Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1648

Cops: Waffle House Waitress, 43, Spiked Fellow Worker's Drink With Meth 2 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1569

North London Man Changes Name To Bacon Doublecheeseburger 2 Initech Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 1857

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