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Mike 03

(17,379 posts)
8. The last days of Elvis
Thu Dec 26, 2024, 07:43 AM
Yesterday

I keep having this vision of Donald Trump sleeping most of the time, then two or three times a day rousing himself, ushering over his on call doctor, who then gives him a small cup of pills, maybe an injection or two, to bring him to life. Then he sends his tweets, maybe does a phone interview with Fox or Newsmax, films a video hawking his cheap Trump crap (crypto, guitars, watches, bibles)--gets it all done and ends the session with a bucket of KFC chicken or a few Big Macs. Then it's back to bed for a few hours, to be repeated as needed.

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"Fired off a rapid volley of three dozen posts"? Why do they glorify him like this? Walleye Yesterday #3
I'll never understand why President Musk leaves this fool unattended. nt Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #4
Did anyone expect anything less? Ray Bruns Yesterday #5
No!!! He said something embarassing?!!??!!?? hatrack Yesterday #6
Trump cannot even be nice one day of the year on Christmas. Irish_Dem Yesterday #7
The last days of Elvis Mike 03 Yesterday #8
And dies on his gold plated potty. multigraincracker Yesterday #9
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Very different people MurrayDelph Yesterday #13
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