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13. I've read in the Journal of MAGA Medicine that anesthesia causes impotence.

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 10:01 AM

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Most MAGA physicians advise the patient to bite down on a leather strap before the cutting begins. And no Tylenol, only high doses of aspirin to assist in the blood letting. And of course maggots in the wound to clean the eventual infection.

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I've read in the Journal of MAGA Medicine that anesthesia causes impotence. tavernier Wednesday #13

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