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Schlocko

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23. Intentionally stupid, but yes, stupid.

Reply to NNadir (Reply #17)

Fri Nov 15, 2024, 08:53 PM

Nov 15

When I was a teenager, I once tried to convince my Dad to tell a waitress in a DC hotel that we were dental floss farmers from Montana. He didn’t go for it.

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Favorite Stupid Song Lyric - Go! [View all] Schlocko Nov 14 OP

Metallica, "Whiplash" The Wandering Harper Nov 15 #1

Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa JoseBalow Nov 15 #2

Frank Zappa was the first artist that came to mind The Wandering Harper Nov 15 #4

I might be moving to Montana soon, to raise me up, some dental floss. NNadir Nov 15 #17

Nothing but the best for my dog! JoseBalow Nov 15 #18

Intentionally stupid, but yes, stupid. Schlocko Nov 15 #23

I have to disagree WestMichRad Nov 16 #29

Kiss my aura, Dora, right here on the flora, how about you, Fawna? Do you wanna? Walleye Nov 16 #32

Anything True Dough Nov 15 #3

Wango Tango? JoseBalow Nov 15 #7

Elvis, baby, is All Shook Up. quaint Nov 15 #5

2nd choice Dylan (even him), I Shall Be Free No. 10 quaint Nov 15 #6

I have never known what to make of this. Doesn't get any stupider. Glorfindel Nov 15 #8

In 7th Grade, I was told the song is about VD. Schlocko Nov 15 #10

"My balls feel like a pair of maracas" JoseBalow Nov 15 #20

Let me explain, he got feet down below his knees. 😇. Of course, you are trippingly correct. quaint Nov 15 #14

Oddly Enough, Though... ProfessorGAC Nov 15 #16

John wrote this after hearing about a college professor... Archae Nov 15 #21

That fits with my long held opinion that WestMichRad Nov 16 #31

Timothy Leary SARose Nov 16 #28

Some that come to mind... Montauk6 Nov 15 #9

Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen by the Sea some_of_us_are_sane Nov 15 #11

If you're sure...! justaprogressive Nov 15 #12

This part of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention's "Call Any Vegetable." Different Drummer Nov 15 #13

"Vegetables dream of responding to you!" JoseBalow Nov 15 #19

From the song Is There Something I Should Know Mad_Dem_X Nov 15 #15

The lyrics of "Rockin' Me Baby." Archae Nov 15 #22

Lo lo lo lo lo Edouard Khil vanamonde Nov 16 #24

Smell of Incense vanamonde Nov 16 #25

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down NoRethugFriends Nov 16 #26

"Kiss me with your mouth" Shambala Nov 16 #27

Gong- Perfect Mystery WestMichRad Nov 16 #30

Hikaru Utada's classic: synni Nov 16 #33