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ellisonz

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6. Tesha is Hereby Banished to the Robinson Family Owned Island of Niihau...
Thu Dec 8, 2011, 03:14 PM
Dec 2011

...for a Sentence of Life or Transition to DU3 Official Launch, whichever comes first, under the authority of the Democratic Underground Hawaii Place Forum Mo'i.

Tesha shall be lent out by the local Ranch Office for Servitude when such requests are submitted. Niihauans shall be instructed to only speak Hawaiian in your presence.

Do not attempt Escape, the near 20 miles to Kauai are Treacherous, to further discourage such an endeavor Tesha shall be Chained when not Employed, and regularly doused in Sheep's Blood to attract the au'makua.

Case Dismissed! Bailiff, bring the next defendant forward!





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