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joshdawg

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4. A "magic"dispenser door?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Aug 8, 2023, 02:18 PM

Aug 2023

" detached from the wall unit and hit her on the forehead, bridge of the nose, left eye and arm."

It then descended and left towels which it used to wipe the moisture off defendant, and the threw itself into the waste bin.

Almost, but not as prolific as the magic bullet in Nov. '63.

Seriously, did this come from The Onion?

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A "magic"dispenser door? joshdawg Aug 2023 #4

KWTX, in Waco. NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 2023 #5

Sorry, should have used the sarcasm thingy, but figured it wasn't necessary. joshdawg Aug 2023 #6