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Kaleva

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3. I had a girlfriend like that

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun May 15, 2016, 03:01 PM

May 2016

She called the state police on me once because I had tossed a dead leaf from one of her plants and tossed it in the garbage. The police suggested I get a new girlfriend. The sex was fantastic but the other stuff made living the life of a monk quite attractive.

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