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4. "He initially told deputies he drank two beers..."

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Jan 7, 2018, 01:54 AM

Jan 2018

Never ever tell a cop you had two beers. Tell him you had one beer. Tell him you had three beers. Tell him you had eight beers. But never, never, never tell him you had two beers.

If you tell him you had two beers he will write you up for drunk driving immediately. Every driver in the universe with a BAC over .08% claims they drank only two beers.

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