(Guess) man calls 911 to report that his wife was a spider

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Florida Man got into the good stuff

William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was an arachnid. Rutger added that he wanted her involuntarily admitted for a mental examination per the state’s Baker Act.

Rutger, seen at right, was slurring his words and appeared intoxicated, according to a responding patrolman. Officer Jacob Miller explained to Rutger--who was not expressing “coherent thoughts”--that the 911 system was for emergencies only. Miller did not arrest Rutger.

Shortly after 3 AM, when Rutger again dialed 911 to say that his wife was a black widow spider, Miller returned to Rutger’s residence and placed him in handcuffs.

Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of “The Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure,” a 2009 autobiography that is described on Amazon as a “lighthearted jaunt into the sublime world of drunken decadence.” (1 page)