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CanonRay

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8. A bear broke into our Colorado cabin

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2018, 09:49 PM

Jul 2018

ripped a sheet of siding off and punched through the dry wall. Chewed on the canned goods, drank 3 litres of boxed red wine, ate a fire starter log, and finally bit into a can of oven cleaner we used for the fireplace glass. He left a huge paw print on a mirror and of course pooped. Then the coyotes came after and cleaned up, also pooping.

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Bear rips top off Shelby Cobra to get box of Fig Newtons [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 OP

Heres your fig newtons... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #1

You're getting too skeptical in your old age! The whole freaking state of Alaska is freaking ... marble falls Jul 2018 #4

Probably right. It's dt. I didn't use to be this way. Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #5

You're still a lot of fun to read. Keep it up as long as you can! marble falls Jul 2018 #7

Aw, man! I'm disappointed. Collimator Jul 2018 #2

I have bears in my yard MontanaMama Jul 2018 #3

omg... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #6

A bear broke into our Colorado cabin CanonRay Jul 2018 #8