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eppur_se_muova

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16. OH NOES HE BROKE THE HOLY !!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Dec 29, 2024, 05:40 PM

Dec 2024

Quick, transport it to Jerusalem and leave it to stand overnight under the belly of a pregnant she-goat. In the morning, reconsecrate it at a special 5 AM mass. Then, AND ONLY THEN, will the sacredness of this precious fluid be restored !

Two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen. BIG fucking deal. It's no "holier" than cat piss.

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