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Shipwack

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1. Here's mine.

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Sun Mar 2, 2025, 01:54 AM

Mar 2

I actually stole these bullet points from someone else, though.

Woke up.

Fell out of bed.

Dragged a comb across my head.

Found my way downstairs.

Drank a cup.

Decision: FIRED Explanation: Look, if your biggest achievement of the week is mimicking a Beatles song, you're not cut out for the rocket-paced world of innovation. We need people who can wake up, skip the bed-falling, and launch straight into solving world-changing problems. Next time, try dragging a rocket across the launchpad instead of a comb across your head.

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Grok API evaluates your 5 bullet points to see if you're hired. [View all] usonian Mar 2 OP

Here's mine. Shipwack Mar 2 #1

Dragging a rocket across a launch pad is something you call... rubbersole Mar 2 #2

Here's mine Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author Midnight Writer Mar 2 #4

I'm hired. Love the spinning Eloon animation. CoopersDad Mar 11 #5

Great! Meet you in the lunch room. usonian Mar 11 #6