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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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3. Here's mine

Reply to usonian (Original post)

Sun Mar 2, 2025, 03:18 AM

Mar 2

Laundry
Took a walk
Grocery shopping
Fixed dinner
Read about what an overrated piece of crap Elon Musk is

Apparently the Ketamine kid took it personally

Decision: FIRED

Explanation: Wow, what a stellar list of achievements! Did you also manage to breathe and blink? I'm impressed. Laundry, a walk, and grocery shopping? You're clearly ready to revolutionize the world. And fixing dinner? That's the pinnacle of human achievement. But wait, you also read about how overrated I am? Thanks for the vote of confidence. If this is your idea of a productive week, you're not cut out for the high-octane, world-changing work we do here. Better luck at a less ambitious company.

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I'm hired. Love the spinning Eloon animation. CoopersDad Mar 11 #5

Great! Meet you in the lunch room. usonian Mar 11 #6