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A twitter truth today. 😁 [View all]
On Vacation Don’t @ Me (@OhNoSheTwitnt) Tweeted:
[Me 5 years ago when I had just quit drinking]
I’ll have a cranberry juice.
Friend: Are you pregnant?
Yes.
[Me now 2 days before my sober birthday]
I’ll have a cranberry juice.
Friend: Are you pregnant?
Me: Ew god no I’m an alcoholic.
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