OK, so the house was sold yesterday.

[Warpy]

15. I could tell you about my wacky family, might give you a laugh

but the problem is that they were so far out there, nobody ever really believes any of the stories.

It sounds like you've hit the nail on the head, your sister has strong narcissistic tendencies if she's not the full blown personality disorder. Next time this happens (and it will, you know it will), just say "I didn't write that, tell (whosis) to delete the post." The drop kick is the most satisfying strategy.

Your sister has a hard life pretending she's an ideal person from an ideal family and should be admired for that. It must be absolutely exhausting. Don't worry, you'll be back, she needs the admiration for a united and happy family.

In the meantime, come sit by me and listen to some of my stories. You'll be entertained even if you don't believe them.