Residents trade guns for groceries at San Fernando Valley gun buyback event

[sarisataka]

5. Something like-

*knock knock*
"Yes"
"We are collecting unwanted guns. Do you have any?"
"Sure, here are a couple I've been meaning to get rid of. Do you still give out gift cards?"
"No, we go door to door for convenience instead."
"Oh, ok. Well thanks for taking them off my hands"
"NO, thank you; the streets are safer now that these are not sitting unused in your closet. 'Bye"