List of crimes that are less offensive than owning standard capacity magazines in New York.

[DonP]

16. Reminds me of the old westerns.

Where one cranky old prospector (usually played by Gabby Hayes) comes down from the mountains and moves into the abandoned ghost town, then spends all his time talking to himself and his imaginary buddies in the empty saloon.

It was empty, he moved in and made himself emperor and Senior Apparatchik.