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unhappycamper

(60,364 posts)
Sun Mar 24, 2013, 07:50 AM Mar 2013

Doing the backstroke (humor) [View all]

http://hamptonroads.com/2013/03/doing-backstroke

Doing the backstroke
By Daryl Lease
The Virginian-Pilot
March 23, 2013

~snip~

"Lockheed Martin Consumer Hotline. How may I help you?"

"Um, I must have dialed the wrong number. I was calling to complain about a can of funky tasting soup."

"Oh, you've reached the right number!"

~snip~

"Yes. I'm a specialist in the F-35 division, and I'll be happy to assist you."



unhappycamper comment: Four paragraphs do not give the 'flavor' of this article. I suggest you go to the link.

LMAO
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