Mystery solved thanks to the polack mst sgt our very own senior Nco

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To me it has been a mystery as to why After a trooper hits E-8 they have no sense humor. And the mst sgt informed this former corporal that if you take the Nco academy via correspondence then you retain your sense of humor. But if you attend the academy in person it is removed and you can I quote our polack mst sgt(you will be able to crack walnuts with your ass cheeks end quote.) after reading that I was like wow glad I never made it a career.

So my point I know two senior retired Nco’s both made E-9 my great uncle Korea and Vietnam. And then my friend sgt major Vietnam and the gulf war first gulf war. Now yesterday we all went out to a steakhouse I’m buying so come on guys let’s go eat. So as the nice young waitress is taking our order these two now remember I’m buying lunch. They get a attitude as to ok we ordered the soup and salad bar but your still charging us 1.85$ for the baked potato with our steaks.

I want to talk to the manager my great uncle tells the kid. I’m thinking look we got the vet discount knock it off I say. So the manager comes over and short of putting him in flex cuffs and water boarding by my uncle and sgt major. We got the upcharge on salad bar and the baked potatoes on the house. I left the waitress the difference on salad bar and the potatoes in her tip. She did ok I always tip above and beyond. But in the car on way home I told them both that the Easter bunny is bringing them walnuts so you two tight asses better start cracking.