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JustABozoOnThisBus

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9. There was a hole in the ground where a lilac bush used to be ...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 02:15 PM

May 2021

There was a dog presenting you with an unplanted lilac bush.

Sometimes, a problem can look like a solution.

Yes, dear, that lilac bush does look crooked, a bit bare, and the moss is growing on the south side of the trunk. Odd, isn't it? Lookl like something happened to it. Those young Marines we fed last weekend, what are the odds?

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? Vets If I send my wife a range card , do you think she will understand the dogs dug up lilac bush [View all] Duncanpup May 2021 OP

Make her a wonderful dinner and buy a new bush. Srkdqltr May 2021 #1

I say buy several. efhmc May 2021 #2

Several works Srkdqltr May 2021 #5

Send her a SPOTREP sarisataka May 2021 #3

Tell them to use their best sad eye looks Diamond_Dog May 2021 #4

Address please we have a shovel Duncanpup May 2021 #6

If near Michigan, multigraincracker May 2021 #7

Buy 2 or 3. NOW! blm May 2021 #8

There was a hole in the ground where a lilac bush used to be ... JustABozoOnThisBus May 2021 #9

That is brilliant Duncanpup May 2021 #10