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trof

(54,273 posts) Wed Dec 27, 2017, 07:03 PM Dec 2017

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Charlie and Ralph were watching the Patriot's game while their wives were out in the kitchen preparing some snacks.

Charlie said "We went to a fantastic new restaurant last night."
"What's the name of it?"
"Aw jeez...damn...I can't think of it. Wait a minute. No. OK, what's the name of that flower? It's red. It has thorns."
"Rose?"
"THAT'S IT! ROSE! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

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Geezer joke: [View all] trof Dec 2017 OP

We are starting to live that joke, and laugh at ourselves too! Canoe52 Dec 2017 #1

My wife liked this one SCantiGOP Dec 2017 #9

A long time ago I heard that the way to a man's heart is through his---- pangaia Dec 2017 #10

Not Rebl2 Dec 2017 #2

Buddy, I'm 76 and I have severe memory 'issues'. trof Dec 2017 #3

Same type of joke-different name packman Dec 2017 #4

I am hoping I will always be able to laugh at myself Skittles Dec 2017 #5

Nor is making zentrum Dec 2017 #6

Age and jokes 40RatRod Dec 2017 #12

Not stereotyping Canoe52 Dec 2017 #13

Well, this is a group for and about old people. marybourg Dec 2017 #16

Yes, I zentrum Dec 2017 #19

If you don't want to see the navel-gazing marybourg Dec 2017 #20

Good tip. Thnx. zentrum Dec 2017 #22

I know, lost my dad to dementia, and who knows if Ill have it in 15 years... Canoe52 Dec 2017 #11

Lincoln once said after being criticized about making a joke about a serious problem, sarge43 Dec 2017 #7

We live that joke at our house and I think its funny. Shrike47 Dec 2017 #8

And iffen ya laugh, ya better be careful. Iggo Dec 2017 #15

Oh, what the heck. I've always been a bit absent minded, even as a four year old... Rollo Dec 2017 #14

On September 7, 2008, Tom Brady suffered a season-ending injury in the Patriots' opening game. Jim Lane Dec 2017 #17

Love it! lillypaddle Dec 2017 #18

Geezer Joke kooth Dec 2017 #21