50 shades of grey by E.L. James....

[Mz Pip]

17. Appallingly bad

It's almost funny. I heard about it because I guess it was banned somewhere or someone tried to ban it. That got my attention since I do like to support banned books.

This book and its sequels do not need my support. THe books are #1,2, & 3 on the best seller list.

There's more than one of these?! Why? Bad writing, unbelievably cliched characters. Mr. Grey is rich. Not just rich rich but billionnaire rich. He's young, gorgous, hot and has a big dick. He flies a helicopter and plays classical piano like a pro. And he's hot. Did I mention that he's hot? The author does about every other line. Ana is ordinary. Nice, but ordinary. She chews on her lip and blushes a lot. She thinks Grey is hot. Very hot. She trips and blushes a lot. Then she chews on her lip some more. The lip chewing seems to turn Grey on.

Then they have a lot of kinky sex.

The end.