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5. Heard a similar joke...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2024, 10:35 AM

Mar 2024

Preacher dunks the sinner, asking, "Do you believe?" Sinner says nothing.

Preacher does it a second time, only longer, demanding, "Do you believe?" No response.

Angry preacher does it for a third time for nearly a minute, asks again loudly, "Do you believe?"

Sinner gasps, "I believe you're trying to drown me, preacher!"

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So this drunk is stumbling through the woods. [View all] Duncanpup Mar 2024 OP

Good moring! Bluethroughu Mar 2024 #1

Hahaha Diamond_Dog Mar 2024 #2

There was a time in a store check-out line an older guy in front had a cap on with the words "The Bible" on the back. spike jones Mar 2024 #3

😂 Duncanpup Mar 2024 #4

Heard a similar joke... sop Mar 2024 #5

hahaha mountain grammy Mar 2024 #6

Thank you! cate94 Mar 2024 #7

Omg! SimplyHadEnough Mar 2024 #8

Where's the money, Lebowski? JoseBalow Mar 2024 #9

I love that movie Duncanpup Mar 2024 #10

Okay. zanana1 Mar 2024 #11