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70sEraVet

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7. That's your own joke, I assume? The joke I'm proudest of is:
Sat Apr 30, 2022, 08:12 AM
Apr 2022

Someone told my wife that they saw me out with another woman the day before.
My wife said, "Oh thank God! I thought he went fishing again!".

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You do so like to brag vlyons Apr 2022 #1
Apologies Duncanpup Apr 2022 #2
I'm 80. Give me your girlfriends contact info 3Hotdogs Apr 2022 #3
So a threesome huh you got it Duncanpup Apr 2022 #4
I'll bet it's multigraincracker Apr 2022 #5
Only if I don't take the interstate. Duncanpup Apr 2022 #6
That's your own joke, I assume? The joke I'm proudest of is: 70sEraVet Apr 2022 #7
Funny. efhmc Apr 2022 #8
That's just what my wife said - "funny", without smiling. 70sEraVet Apr 2022 #10
Men are sure weird. efhmc Apr 2022 #9
Why are sex jokes allowed? Unhumorous and offensive. cbabe Apr 2022 #11
huh? Skittles Apr 2022 #12
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