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Probatim

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8. I'm not allowed in Giant Eagle any more - for those of us in Western PA.

Reply to Atticus (Reply #6)

Thu Sep 1, 2022, 08:55 PM

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I was at my uncle's tonight helping him load a canoe on his trailer for the weekend. [View all] Probatim Sep 2022 OP

You mean to tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there? cloudbase Sep 2022 #1

I didn't say Minnie is insane. I said she is fucking Goofy. LakeArenal Sep 2022 #2

With a beer or two in me, I can do his voice perfectly for that joke. Probatim Sep 2022 #4

Perfect LakeArenal Sep 2022 #5

It's also the perfect joke to tell on the bus to Downtown Disney - esp if no kids are around. Probatim Sep 2022 #12

It's my favorite joke. It always gets a laugh. LakeArenal Sep 2022 #13

Hillbilly Vasectomy joke is one of my favorites. I get to act that one out and Probatim Sep 2022 #14

Who do I look like---Betty Crocker? Atticus Sep 2022 #3

One similar to that is... Probatim Sep 2022 #7

Another: "So, then she asked if there was anything else my wife no longer used." nt Atticus Sep 2022 #11

Well, they sure threw us out a the Kroger store! nt Atticus Sep 2022 #6

I'm not allowed in Giant Eagle any more - for those of us in Western PA. Probatim Sep 2022 #8

Small, medium, large, what do I know? Big enough to fit a camel! 😄 SaveOurDemocracy Sep 2022 #9

The brick. uppityperson Sep 2022 #10

I had to look that one up underpants Sep 2022 #19

I've never run into anyone who knew that joke beyond my family uppityperson Sep 2022 #29

The Aristocrats! cloudbase Sep 2022 #15

I almost put that in there as a good example. Probatim Sep 2022 #16

I don't charge anything for mowing the lawn, but I get to sleep with the lady inside. Marcuse Sep 2022 #17

"Hey, Josephus!" ggma Sep 2022 #18

Why not? I'm a fungi. rubbersole Sep 2022 #20

Sheep lie. broiles Sep 2022 #21

Don't listen to a thing they say! Probatim Sep 2022 #22

Back in the early days of SNL, Cracklin Charlie Sep 2022 #23

The southern belle said, "Why, I don't rightly know, Higherarky Sep 2022 #24

That's pretty funny... Probatim Sep 2022 #25

and the mental patient points to his head and says 'kidneys' mopinko Sep 2022 #26

also, i still regularly say- sure, sure, that's the ticket mopinko Sep 2022 #27

"It was a pineapple" Rachel M at 6 pm Sep 2022 #28

Is potato.. denbot Sep 2022 #30

He was half nuts Marthe48 Sep 2022 #31

Are you going to screw around or play golf? Marthe48 Sep 2022 #32

Well, I am the parish priest Marthe48 Sep 2022 #33

Put him under a bridge with a radar gun! Marthe48 Sep 2022 #34

Show him your badge! DJ Porkchop Sep 2022 #35

I'd forgotten that joke - thanks! Probatim Sep 2022 #36