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1. My wife bought me a T-shirt with stick figures of husband & wife

Sun Nov 13, 2022, 07:40 AM

Nov 2022

In captions:

Wife:
You never listen to a word I say. You only hear what you want to hear.

Husband:
Sure, I'll have a beer.

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My wife says I never listen. [View all] Duncanpup Nov 2022 OP

My wife bought me a T-shirt with stick figures of husband & wife Martin Eden Nov 2022 #1

My wife said shut up. The Jungle 1 Nov 2022 #2

what trade? panader0 Nov 2022 #8

I served an apprenticeship in the Maintenance Machinist trade. The Jungle 1 Nov 2022 #9

You're dead on there "the last thing you touched" KS Toronado Nov 2022 #11

LOL SouthernDem4ever Nov 2022 #3

My hearing loss is in the frequency range of my wife's voice. Bavorskoami Nov 2022 #4

My wife exaggerates. "I told you ten times", she says. Squaredeal Nov 2022 #6

Hagar's MIL said the same thing KS Toronado Nov 2022 #10