My wife says I never listen.

[The Jungle 1]

7. That was always the joke when someone would cut there head or get a bruise on their face.

It is a good line and always gets a laugh.

That said I worked with thousands of guys in union shops. Domestic violence goes both ways.

On my kids head this is a true story.
Number 1 son and wife were playing street hockey in the driveway. Yea he wacked her with the stick.
She goes to work the next day and the big Marine ask her if she wants him to talk to me.
So on one hand I don't really want to go up against this Marine. On the other hand it is nice to know he is looking our for her.